A Little F'd Up | Posted by Julie Z on 05/17/2009

Random Urban Dictionary: Star Trek


Chris Pine as Captain Kirk. Drool.

Chris Pine as Captain Kirk. Drool.

In honor of the new completely badass Star Trek movie, let’s explore what the masses at Urban Dictionary think. Apparently Star Trek is the pacifist, superior version of Star Wars that everyone’s sick of. Cool.


1) Star Wars’ mortal enemy

 StarWars Kid: Use The Force!

StarTrek Kid: Phasers on Stun! 

2) A television show originally spawned by Gene Roddenberry. It Is the greatest science fiction show ever produced. It, unlike nearly every other science fiction show or movie, relies on a cerebral approach to solve a poblem rather than a gun, something that is very twoubling in today’s science fiction. Star Wars posesses a James Bond sort of quality of shoot, shoot again, shoot some more, blow up something, kill billions of people only to be redeemed by saving one.
It is a great travesty that after the murder of billions, Vader was redeemed by saving the life of one, his son, who also killed billions all in the name of an equally imperialistic cause. Star Trek would never allow that.
3) A great sci-fi franchise that has perhaps seen one too many years (the original series was the best). I swear to God though, if I see one more fuckin’ comparison to Star Wars I’ll beat your fuckin’ asses.
Star Trek’s best captain (and biggest playa) is James T.Kirk.
Let’s hear it for the trekkies out there!

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  • Saskia @ at 9:35 pm, July 14th, 2009

    I love this blog and felt the need to comment on this old entry since I’m a big Trek fan. Star Trek has touched on so many issues regarding gender, race, sexuality, politcs and the list goes on. Plus its cool.

    Though sometimes I get annoyed with the female characters on the original series.

    The Star Trek movie was awesome. Uhura was so cool.

  • Lynn @ at 3:47 pm, July 16th, 2009

    Agreement as to the annoying female characters! I was kind of hoping for more from this new movie, at least as far as somewhat less-revealing uniforms for the few characters who weren’t men. But I did like that Uhura was so clever, and had a much more important position then in the original series.

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  • Alex F @ at 11:43 pm, January 3rd, 2010

    Star Trek is the best! I like Star Wars, too, but not as much :) I personally feel McCoy is the best (I know it’s weird but in TOS, I found DeForrest Kelley strangely very attractive. And Karl Urban in the new one definitely is! lol)I also like Chekov, Spock, and of course Uhura :)

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