A Little F'd Up, Awareness | Posted by Julie Z on 05/8/2009

The State of Religious Debate In Our Nation

So here’s what some fine churches in our nation have been debating lately. Have they been debating the scriptures? No. Our fates after death? Sort of…

Yes, two churches down south are debating whether dogs can go to heaven. Via their signs. Fascinating stuff. 


So, I don’t know what Jesus says, but when I look into my dogs eyes as I promise to take him for a walk, or when I’m angry and I shout, or when I’m sick and he stays with me, I know for sure he’s got a soul. 

But anyway, this inspiring debate inspired me to find more church signs. I’ve seen some around (I live in OHIO after all) that are pretty entertaining. But these win: 

Remember this one? Katy Perry and I Kissed a Girl inspired…

How about: I sent out a lot of unnecessary hate into the world, then I went to hell. 

Or borderline anti-semitic signs!

Hannukah is pretty much spelled how it sounds, actually. Those double n’s are tricky, I guess…how about the almost silent “t” in christmas? I think we need to get a second grader up in here and settle this.

Or how about church signs with sexual innuendoes?

And what it all comes down to…

So true. Have that problem all the time. 

Next time you pass a church and they have a winner like this out on the lawn, take a picture. I want to start a collection of these. They make me giggle. 

*FYI: I’m not against Christianity. It’s a cool religion and has great values: it’s just the hypocrites and the people who don’t interpret it very well (in a literal or misconstrued way) that I have the problem with. Cool Christians: Rock On! 

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  • Marie @ at 12:04 am, May 9th, 2009

    you should look for church names too
    the most inspiring one i’ve ever come across: day of 7 sorrows
    i felt like praying after that one

  • bekka @ at 6:31 pm, July 13th, 2009

    I think there must be a mailing list of hateful church signs, because those (except the dog-related ones) have been posted around my town.

    There’s this one church that always has weird messages along the lines of “The world will end with the new president, you better pray”.

  • Brenna @ at 5:08 pm, July 16th, 2009

    Haha the “I kissed a girl” one kills me. I wish the church signs around here said funny stuff like that. All they say is “Merry Christmas” and “Jesus Loves You” and the like.

  • Christina @ at 5:19 pm, July 17th, 2009

    The rock one got me LOLing. Great article!

  • Sicko @ at 1:57 pm, August 11th, 2009

    It is no wonder we are so confused in school. I kiss girls all the time and I like it. Hell is going to be filled with more guys than girls. Keep up the good work.

  • Bob @ at 12:06 pm, August 13th, 2009

    Hey everyone…dont be so naive. I can guarantee you these signs are not real and were made on a website like this: http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/

    I have made a bunch of funny ones myself and emailed them to people who think they are real. Quite a fun website (not spam)

  • dare2believe @ at 8:06 am, September 17th, 2009

    Yes, I’m quiet sure heaven will be a very rocky place.

  • Portland Chiropractic @ at 1:10 pm, September 3rd, 2010

    She is talented, no doubt, but a bit too wild for my tastes.

  • Rosana Rafail @ at 4:34 am, December 23rd, 2010

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