A Little F'd Up | Posted by Julie Z on 09/26/2009
What I Be Watchin
While I may be out of town this weekend, and have sketchy internet access that varies in its very availability, this does NOT mean you have to suffer! For your enjoyment, here are some things I’ve been watching this week, and my snarky commentary!
Dude, I tried to start one of those lunch room fashion shows. It didn’t go so well. Could’ve been because kids were preoccupied doing WEIRD shit like doing homework…or, even weirder, eating? Iiiiiiiii know…wtf, right? Oh also, we’re sane and don’t think soaking up each other’s hotness as we strut in moderately priced clothing, weaving between plates of sloppy joes and “salisbury steak”while we do so, is the best idea ever.
Rockstare. Blingatude. BFFAEAE. so in touch with the youth, KMart is. Them kids and they’re cuhrazy text language!
Also, I asked my mom for Kidz Bop when I was 9. I just thought it was a compilation of songs kids liked. When I got it for my birthday and found out kids were actually singing I about flipped a shit. I believe I said something along the lines of, “What the HELL is this? If I wanted to hear this I’d record myself this is BULLSHIT!”
I was cool. Moving on.
Miley Cyrus’s Party in the U.S.A. video came out.
Oh, heyyyyyyy Miley’s cleavage. I was wondering when we’d get fully acquainted! I like the short shorts too. Miley wants you to know she’s not all Disney. She can be another artists who sells music based on her sex appeal, too. THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP MILES!
Anyone else twitch on that “yeaa-aaa-aaah” note? KILLS me.
Glee? Anyone? Football single ladies dance…amazing. Fast forward to 2:30 for the start of the dance.
Also, Kurt came out! And his father accepted him! YAY!
And thank you MTSS for this beauty. Before there eHarmony, match.com and my personal fave, JDate, there was video service. Probably incredibly effective.
And Fired Up. The best movie of all time. Probably.
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