A Little F'd Up | Posted by Julie Z on 09/26/2009

What I Be Watchin

While I may be out of town this weekend, and have sketchy internet access that varies in its very availability, this does NOT mean you have to suffer! For your enjoyment, here are some things I’ve been watching this week, and my snarky commentary! 

Dude, I tried to start one of those lunch room fashion shows. It didn’t go so well. Could’ve been because kids were preoccupied doing WEIRD shit like doing homework…or, even weirder, eating? Iiiiiiiii know…wtf, right? Oh also, we’re sane and don’t think soaking up each other’s hotness as we strut in moderately priced clothing, weaving between plates of sloppy joes and “salisbury steak”while we do so, is the best idea ever. 

Rockstare. Blingatude. BFFAEAE. so in touch with the youth, KMart is. Them kids and they’re cuhrazy text language! 

Also, I asked my mom for Kidz Bop when I was 9. I just thought it was a compilation of songs kids liked. When I got it for my birthday and found out kids were actually singing I about flipped a shit. I believe I said something along the lines of, “What the HELL is this? If I wanted to hear this I’d record myself this is BULLSHIT!” 

I was cool. Moving on. 

Miley Cyrus’s Party in the U.S.A. video came out.

Oh, heyyyyyyy Miley’s cleavage. I was wondering when we’d get fully acquainted! I like the short shorts too. Miley wants you to know she’s not all Disney. She can be another artists who sells music based on her sex appeal, too. THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP MILES! 

Anyone else twitch on that “yeaa-aaa-aaah” note? KILLS me. 

Glee? Anyone? Football single ladies dance…amazing. Fast forward to 2:30 for the start of the dance.

Also, Kurt came out! And his father accepted him! YAY! 

And thank you MTSS for this beauty. Before there eHarmony, match.com and my personal fave, JDate, there was video service. Probably incredibly effective.


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I really can’t single any of these out. They’re all just incredible winners. 
Finally!! 3 versions of the best song ever recorded, probably. 

Jaaaaaaa

And Fired Up. The best movie of all time. Probably.

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  • K. @ at 12:26 pm, September 26th, 2009

    I have NO IDEA what BFFAEAE means. God do I feel old.

  • Sierra @ at 2:26 pm, September 26th, 2009

    Ahhh the Single Ladies, Glee dance was awesome. Haha. Thanks for the collection of videos. :]

  • Brenna @ at 6:24 pm, September 26th, 2009

    I guess BFFAEAE means “best friend forever and ever and ever” but I’m not totally sure.

  • Chelsea! @ at 6:44 pm, September 26th, 2009

    Wow, Miley reaaaally should consider acting 16. Seriously? Sliding down a wall and grabbing your hair? Her shorts are basically undies. Put on a freaking shirt.
    She isn’t talented so she gets by on her good looks. She should fall off the face of the earth.
    Ah I’m sorry. There’s nothing I hate more in this world than Miley Cyrus.

  • Chelsea! @ at 6:47 pm, September 26th, 2009

    Oh, and does she really have to slutty dance when she says “movin’ my hips like yeah”? Un-necessary. And really? Swinging in a giant bird cage? I would like to talk to Levi’s and have them donate pants to Miley and her back up dancers.

  • Chelsea! @ at 7:10 pm, September 26th, 2009

    Oh, great post too. I was laughing the entire time. It made my dayyy.

  • Steph @ at 8:53 pm, September 26th, 2009

    Chelsea – I respect your opinion, but I think that slut-shaming Miley isn’t perhaps the best way to go about it.

  • Casey @ at 8:01 pm, October 1st, 2009

    I LOVE Glee, I watched that video over and over! And,I disagree with Chelsea that miley isn’t talented, your completely on track with the sluttyness, though. She does have a great voice, in my opinion, but she needs to steer towards more her fans!!! Oh! and what’s up with that album not being on itunes???

  • Cottonstar @ at 8:40 pm, October 27th, 2009

    anyone else feel like telling miley to just stfu?

  • unimpressed @ at 6:09 am, November 2nd, 2009

    ”What I Be Watchin”

    this is offensive. if you can have respect for women can you please have respect for black people too.

  • Julie Z @ at 9:32 am, November 2nd, 2009

    @unimpressed – i apologize, that title was definitely not meant to be offensive in any way, but thanks for the heads up.

    and to confirm. bffaeae = best friends forever and ever and ever.

    it’s probably a good thing that that was unknown to you haha

  • O'Phylia @ at 12:33 pm, November 2nd, 2009

    [Coming from a Black Person]
    Hey unimpressed.
    Poor grammar =/= the essence of African-American culture.
    I’m pretty offended that you would immediately think that.
    And I had no idea what BFFAEAEAE meant and I’m 17~

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